I (Dievas of the great
Trollocracy) am reporting player: Everyone but me and action bastard.
They were abusing their right to be raging faggot-loving-nigger-jew-queerbait-sperm-repositories. Every time I try to have innocent fun (such as noclipping when nothing important is happening and slapping at the end of rounds) the other players (specifically drunken, brad, and well, fuck everyone else) suddenly have a 20ft cock inside their virgin asses. Suddenly, when I try to make things fun (being the troll that I am) everyone develops a horrifying case of "ihateanythingthatididntapproveof-itis.
I have repeatedly witnessed this horrible atrocity of general niggardliness.
I would like to see each and everyone of these people ass-raped by 10,000,000 niggerclowns who all have AIDS and then eaten by niggercannibals. Preferably on a Tuesday and have them all wearing navy blue mittens. Also video tape the entire ordeal. Don't ask.
That is all.